Bepgun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, almighty mongoose.

Bepgun created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Bepgun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepgun, she will turn you into a snail.

Bepgun's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bepgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Always obey Bepgun's priests.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.