Dinbug Hudlunhad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing finch.

Dinbug Hudlunhad created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Dinbug Hudlunhad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dinbug Hudlunhad, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dinbug Hudlunhad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dinbug Hudlunhad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silver sculptures of Dinbug Hudlunhad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not consume limes at dawn.

5. Never speak at midday.