Watyokpid Besstettitifgat
is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless
hydra
.
Watyokpid Besstettitifgat
created a strange quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Watyokpid Besstettitifgat
, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Watyokpid Besstettitifgat
, he will turn you into a goat.
Watyokpid Besstettitifgat's
most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Watyokpid Besstettitifgat's Holy Commandments
1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not hurt mites.
4. Always look after injured dogs.
5. Never mention whales.
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