Watyokpid Besstettitifgat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless hydra.

Watyokpid Besstettitifgat created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Watyokpid Besstettitifgat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Watyokpid Besstettitifgat, he will turn you into a goat.

Watyokpid Besstettitifgat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Watyokpid Besstettitifgat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Never mention whales.