Hitcebnak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous naga.

Hitcebnak created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitcebnak, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hitcebnak, he will curse you with boils.

Hitcebnak's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hitcebnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven sheep in a large pit.

2. Always obey Hitcebnak's priests.

3. Never handle iron while unclean.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hitcebnak.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.