Listshavbod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent fox.

Listshavbod created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Listshavbod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Listshavbod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Listshavbod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Listshavbod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Listshavbod loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. You must love Listshavbod.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Do not speak about figs.