Capgodgup is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, compassionate donkey.

Capgodgup created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capgodgup, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Capgodgup, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Capgodgup's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Capgodgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Always obey Capgodgup's priests.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.