Vogkonarm is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, impressive warg.

Vogkonarm created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Vogkonarm, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vogkonarm, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vogkonarm's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vogkonarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vogkonarm.