Cibgadpogbin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring clam.

Cibgadpogbin created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibgadpogbin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibgadpogbin, he will torture you forever.

Cibgadpogbin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cibgadpogbin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibgadpogbin.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near ants while wearing violet skirts and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.

4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

5. Never allow whales to sleep beneath your roof.