Renganstik is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unfair troll.

Renganstik created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renganstik, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Renganstik, it will cry a lot.

Renganstik's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Renganstik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Hide from mauve pigs for they are unholy.

3. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

4. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

5. Always store tomatoes above ground.