Ominkabdon is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, kind tapir.

Ominkabdon created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominkabdon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ominkabdon, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ominkabdon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ominkabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Put Ominkabdon first in all things.

4. Never feed tomatoes to ducks while wearing gray ear rings.

5. Do not take Ominkabdon's name in vain.