Wanpigdap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak owl.

Wanpigdap created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Wanpigdap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wanpigdap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wanpigdap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wanpigdap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wanpigdap.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always wear green.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near dolphins while wearing mauve hats and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.