Latbitzod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing wombat.

Latbitzod created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latbitzod, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Latbitzod, she will turn you into a rock.

Latbitzod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Latbitzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Always help sick turtles.