Padflapmip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witless skunk.

Padflapmip created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padflapmip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Padflapmip, it will not care.

Padflapmip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Padflapmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Put Padflapmip first in all things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padflapmip.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.