Rapkaddoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional dugong.

Rapkaddoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapkaddoss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rapkaddoss, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rapkaddoss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rapkaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.