Sawgidyam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic aardvark.

Sawgidyam created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Sawgidyam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sawgidyam, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sawgidyam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sawgidyam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Sawgidyam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect five silver sculptures of Sawgidyam on top of important buildings.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.