Cusslakjop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring faun.

Cusslakjop created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusslakjop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cusslakjop, he will turn you into a rock.

Cusslakjop's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cusslakjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never sit near birds.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.