Hugflownil is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unfair gerbil.

Hugflownil created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Hugflownil, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hugflownil, it will remove you from existence.

Hugflownil's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hugflownil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Never allow seals to witness sacred rites.