Venfagzak is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, confident mole.

Venfagzak created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Venfagzak, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Venfagzak, it will turn you into a frog.

Venfagzak's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Venfagzak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never talk about stars.