Rowcumzigqueegpincadweesak is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, egotistical rhinoceros.

Rowcumzigqueegpincadweesak created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rowcumzigqueegpincadweesak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowcumzigqueegpincadweesak, she will not care.

Rowcumzigqueegpincadweesak's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rowcumzigqueegpincadweesak's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.