Barnrotfab is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered
fox.
Barnrotfab created humankind seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Barnrotfab, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Barnrotfab, he will destroy your home planet.
Barnrotfab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Barnrotfab's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Barnrotfab.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not wear titanium on your body.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Always help sick capybaras.