Barnrotfab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered fox.

Barnrotfab created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnrotfab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Barnrotfab, he will destroy your home planet.

Barnrotfab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Barnrotfab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Barnrotfab.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help sick capybaras.