Hinbabman is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, blissful
guinea pig.
Hinbabman created a top quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hinbabman, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Hinbabman, it will be very unhappy.
Hinbabman's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Hinbabman's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Hinbabman's name in vain.
2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.
4. Learn eight new languages a year.
5. Never think about cell theory.