Flatmitbut is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind
yak.
Flatmitbut created a quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flatmitbut, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flatmitbut, it will turn you into a hamster.
Flatmitbut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Flatmitbut's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill manatees.
2. Never think about stars.
3. Never hurt great tits.
4. Never think ill of sick snakes.
5. Do not eat oranges.