Flatmitbut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind yak.

Flatmitbut created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatmitbut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flatmitbut, it will turn you into a hamster.

Flatmitbut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Flatmitbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Do not eat oranges.