Zogvedvad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able owl.

Zogvedvad created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogvedvad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zogvedvad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zogvedvad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zogvedvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zogvedvad.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.