Naksittap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent raven.

Naksittap created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naksittap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Naksittap, it will manifest in front of you.

Naksittap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Naksittap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.