Rawyamfub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane dragonfly.

Rawyamfub created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Rawyamfub, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rawyamfub, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rawyamfub's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Rawyamfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of bats.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Rawyamfub in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Do not keep three gulls in a large pit.