Bonknellged is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, prudent
snake.
Bonknellged created gold six million years ago.
If you believe in
Bonknellged, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bonknellged, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Bonknellged's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Bonknellged's Holy Commandments1. Never eat gooseberries.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never hurt dolphins.
4. Do not dye your hair red.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.