Bonknellged is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, prudent snake.

Bonknellged created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Bonknellged, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonknellged, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bonknellged's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bonknellged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.