Tettidabhab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, loving cobra.

Tettidabhab created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettidabhab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tettidabhab, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tettidabhab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tettidabhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Never run in the presence of elders.