Flatdossfatbemkandibhon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, flying badger.

Flatdossfatbemkandibhon created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatdossfatbemkandibhon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flatdossfatbemkandibhon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flatdossfatbemkandibhon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Flatdossfatbemkandibhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Flatdossfatbemkandibhon on top of important buildings.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.