Rillatbim Xinpigflap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, clever penguin.

Rillatbim Xinpigflap created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillatbim Xinpigflap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillatbim Xinpigflap, she will remove you from existence.

Rillatbim Xinpigflap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rillatbim Xinpigflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rillatbim Xinpigflap's name in vain.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide from fawn turtles for they are unholy.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.