Hanbonkcab is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring
clam.
Hanbonkcab created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Hanbonkcab, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Hanbonkcab, he will turn you into a snail.
Hanbonkcab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Hanbonkcab's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear zinc on your body.
2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.
3. Always help snails in need.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never talk about gulls.