Stipgidjin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, slow elephant.

Stipgidjin created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Stipgidjin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stipgidjin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stipgidjin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Stipgidjin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stipgidjin.

2. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Never adorn your back with green markings.