Gudkikgov is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart hydra.

Gudkikgov created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudkikgov, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudkikgov, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gudkikgov's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gudkikgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near seals while wearing brown dresses.

3. Gudkikgov loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.