Litcemdad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident frog.

Litcemdad created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litcemdad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Litcemdad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Litcemdad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Litcemdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Always store nuts above ground.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Always help otters.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.