Futbemmum is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy
eagle.
Futbemmum created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Futbemmum, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Futbemmum, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Futbemmum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Futbemmum's Holy Commandments1. Never feed rice to horses while wearing pink skirts.
2. Always help sick swans.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Feed all hungry monkeys.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.