Linkombomtof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, blissful gorilla.

Linkombomtof created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linkombomtof, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Linkombomtof, it will ignore you.

Linkombomtof's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Linkombomtof's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.

4. Never prepare limes during winter.

5. Never skip in the presence of ducks.