Mistiprill is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, humorless pigeon.

Mistiprill created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mistiprill, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mistiprill, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mistiprill's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mistiprill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Never eat cherries on days of mourning.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

5. Do not shave your head.