Piblistzag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, stupid swallow.

Piblistzag created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Piblistzag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Piblistzag, it will turn you into a goat.

Piblistzag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Piblistzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Put Piblistzag first in all things.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.