Din is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering wolf.

Din created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Din, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Din, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Din's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Din's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

2. Retreat if five moths approach from the north.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never laugh near otters.

5. Do not listen to music.