Fumsakleg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient troll.

Fumsakleg created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumsakleg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fumsakleg, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fumsakleg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fumsakleg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not kill shrews.