Foss is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, intelligent cow.

Foss created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Foss, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Foss' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Foss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.