Botwipsom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful squid.

Botwipsom created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Botwipsom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Botwipsom, she will turn you into a rock.

Botwipsom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Botwipsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

4. Never stain your neck with magenta.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.