Len is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent crow.

Len created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Len, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Len, he will turn you into a duck.

Len's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Len's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never cross mountains at dusk.

5. Never talk about fire.