Wotnatfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, clever hedgehog.

Wotnatfarn created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotnatfarn, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wotnatfarn, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wotnatfarn's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wotnatfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.