Hugflabceb is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic donkey.

Hugflabceb created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugflabceb, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hugflabceb, she will turn you into a rat.

Hugflabceb's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hugflabceb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.