Teenbanbab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited bat.

Teenbanbab created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenbanbab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Teenbanbab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Teenbanbab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Teenbanbab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never stain your face with green.