Dissomrull is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, happy eagle.

Dissomrull created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissomrull, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dissomrull, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dissomrull's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dissomrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.