Teendaggodkad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciless monkey.

Teendaggodkad created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teendaggodkad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Teendaggodkad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Teendaggodkad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Teendaggodkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not shave your chest.