Venfunfub is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful turtle.

Venfunfub created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Venfunfub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Venfunfub, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Venfunfub's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Venfunfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Do not record signs concerning stars.

3. Do not name children after dogs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect your elders.