Vilmifmin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying crocodile.

Vilmifmin created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilmifmin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vilmifmin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vilmifmin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vilmifmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not sit at rivers.

5. Vilmifmin must be the most important thing in your life.