Yarpfutbestjig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, flying mink.

Yarpfutbestjig created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpfutbestjig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarpfutbestjig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yarpfutbestjig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yarpfutbestjig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Yarpfutbestjig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.