Karhotmancapnandapsasvog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, tiresome duck.

Karhotmancapnandapsasvog created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karhotmancapnandapsasvog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Karhotmancapnandapsasvog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Karhotmancapnandapsasvog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Karhotmancapnandapsasvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Karhotmancapnandapsasvog on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Hide if six badgers approach from the west.