Vonbidfob is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust faun.

Vonbidfob created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonbidfob, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vonbidfob, it will not invite you to parties.

Vonbidfob's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vonbidfob's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.