Lad Quatrenarf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage wyvern.

Lad Quatrenarf created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lad Quatrenarf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lad Quatrenarf, it will not care at all.

Lad Quatrenarf's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lad Quatrenarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray kilts.

2. Never feed carrots to swans while wearing ear rings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.