Cidpasdon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, temperamental zebra.

Cidpasdon created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cidpasdon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cidpasdon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cidpasdon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cidpasdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing four silver spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.