Sakcenxin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered mole.

Sakcenxin created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sakcenxin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakcenxin, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sakcenxin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sakcenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sakcenxin.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Never handle zinc while unclean.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Shun those given to vanity.