Capxucktin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced wyvern.

Capxucktin created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Capxucktin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Capxucktin, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Capxucktin's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Capxucktin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Always store turnips above ground.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.