Listsidnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless fairy.

Listsidnutt created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Listsidnutt, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Listsidnutt, it will turn you into a hamster.

Listsidnutt's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Listsidnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight gold sculptures of Listsidnutt on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat spinach on holy days.

4. You must pray to Listsidnutt three times a day.

5. Do not name children after snakes.