Dabgubbig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish jackal.

Dabgubbig created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgubbig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dabgubbig, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dabgubbig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dabgubbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never handle carbon while unclean.