Dobbegtagnibtapmobfliglit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, kind butterfly.

Dobbegtagnibtapmobfliglit created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Dobbegtagnibtapmobfliglit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dobbegtagnibtapmobfliglit, she will not care at all.

Dobbegtagnibtapmobfliglit's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dobbegtagnibtapmobfliglit's Holy Commandments

1. Dobbegtagnibtapmobfliglit loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Never talk about dark energy near ducks while wearing red dresses.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never paint your chest gray.