Dubflamcip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish fly.

Dubflamcip created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubflamcip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dubflamcip, he will think nothing of it.

Dubflamcip's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dubflamcip's Holy Commandments

1. Dubflamcip loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dubflamcip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not take Dubflamcip's name in vain.

4. You must love Dubflamcip.

5. Never write about planets.