Dubflamcip is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish
fly.
Dubflamcip created the world six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dubflamcip, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Dubflamcip, he will think nothing of it.
Dubflamcip's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Dubflamcip's Holy Commandments1. Dubflamcip loves rats, so they must be respected.
2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dubflamcip in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not take Dubflamcip's name in vain.
4. You must love Dubflamcip.
5. Never write about planets.