Fumhakvig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust crocodile.

Fumhakvig created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumhakvig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fumhakvig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fumhakvig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fumhakvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

4. Never paint your back gray.

5. Always wash your arms before prayer.