Sinbumgon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful dryad.

Sinbumgon created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinbumgon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sinbumgon, she will remove you from existence.

Sinbumgon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sinbumgon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.