Ominxucktar is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy dragon.

Ominxucktar created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominxucktar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ominxucktar, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ominxucktar's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ominxucktar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Ominxucktar on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

5. Worship no other gods but Ominxucktar.