Tunrapfud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody dolphin.

Tunrapfud created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunrapfud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tunrapfud, it will turn you into a rat.

Tunrapfud's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tunrapfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray immersed in water.