Dampadnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing rat.

Dampadnutt created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dampadnutt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dampadnutt, it will laugh at you.

Dampadnutt's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dampadnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with fear.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.