Loopbigdin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage armadillo.

Loopbigdin created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopbigdin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Loopbigdin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Loopbigdin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Loopbigdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

4. Never wear indigo boots.

5. Always help ducks in need.