Cutfadgut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing gerbil.

Cutfadgut created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutfadgut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutfadgut, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cutfadgut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cutfadgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.
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